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record and began to create history； the enemy was helpless and had to
surrender。 Indeed； the enemy could not keep from betraying some little
spark of indignation at his manufactured historyand when it came to
indignation； that was the Admiral's very 〃best hold。〃 He was always
ready for a political argument； and if nobody started one he would do it
himself。 With his third retort his temper would begin to rise； and
within five minutes he would be blowing a gale； and within fifteen his
smoking…room audience would be utterly stormed away and the old man left
solitary and alone； banging the table with his fist； kicking the chairs；
and roaring a hurricane of profanity。 It got so； after a while； that
whenever the Admiral approached； with politics in his eye； the passengers
would drop out with quiet accord； afraid to meet him； and he would camp
on a deserted field。
But he found his match at last； and before a full company。 At one time
or another； everybody had entered the lists against him and been routed；
except the quiet passenger Williams。 He had never been able to get an
expression of opinion out of him on politics。 But now； just as the
Admiral drew near the door and the company were about to slip out；
Williams said：
〃Admiral； are you certain about that circumstance concerning the
clergymen you mentioned the other day？〃referring to a piece of the
Admiral's manufactured history。
Every one was amazed at the man's rashness。 The idea of deliberately
inviting annihilation was a thing incomprehensible。 The retreat came to
a halt； then everybody sat down again wondering； to await the upshot of
it。 The Admiral himself was as surprised as any one。 He paused in the
door； with his red handkerchief half raised to his sweating face； and
contemplated the daring reptile in the corner。
〃Certain of it？ Am I certain of it？ Do you think I've been lying about
it？ What do you take me for？ Anybody that don't know that circumstance；
don't know anything； a child ought to know it。 Read up your history！
Read it up…； and don't come asking a man if he's certain about a bit
of ABC stuff that the very southern niggers know all about。〃
Here the Admiral's fires began to wax hot； the atmosphere thickened； the
coming earthquake rumbled； he began to thunder and lighten。 Within three
minutes his volcano was in full irruption and he was discharging flames
and ashes of indignation； belching black volumes of foul history aloft；
and vomiting red…hot torrents of profanity from his crater。 Meantime
Williams sat silent； and apparently deeply and earnestly interested in
what the old man was saying。 By and by； when the lull came； he said in
the most deferential way； and with the gratified air of a man who has had
a mystery cleared up which had been puzzling him uncomfortably：
〃Now I understand it。 I always thought I knew that piece of history well
enough； but was still afraid to trust it； because there was not that
convincing particularity about it that one likes to have in history； but
when you mentioned every name； the other day； and every date； and every
little circumstance； in their just order and sequence； I said to myself；
this sounds something likethis is historythis is putting it in a
shape that gives a man confidence； and I said to myself afterward； I will
just ask the Admiral if he is perfectly certain about the details； and if
he is I will come out and thank him for clearing this matter up for me。
And that is what I want to do nowfor until you set that matter right it
was nothing but just a confusion in my mind； without head or tail to it。〃
Nobody ever saw the Admiral look so mollified before； and so pleased。
Nobody had ever received his bogus history as gospel before； its
genuineness had always been called in question either by words or looks；
but here was a man that not only swallowed it all down； but was grateful
for the dose。 He was taken a back； he hardly knew what to say； even his
profanity failed him。 Now； Williams continued； modestly and earnestly：
〃But Admiral； in saying that this was the first stone thrown； and that
this precipitated the war； you have overlooked a circumstance which you
are perfectly familiar with； but which has escaped your memory。 Now I
grant you that what you have stated is correct in every detailto wit：
that on the 16th of October； 1860； two Massachusetts clergymen； named
Waite and Granger； went in disguise to the house of John Moody； in
Rockport； at dead of night； and dragged forth two southern women and
their two little children； and after tarring and feathering them conveyed
them to Boston and burned them alive in the State House square； and I
also grant your proposition that this deed is what led to the secession
of South Carolina on the 20th of December following。 Very well。〃 ＇Here
the company were pleasantly surprised to hear Williams proceed to come
back at the Admiral with his own invincible weaponclean； pure；
manufactured history； without a word of truth in it。＇ 〃Very well； I say。
But Admiral； why overlook the Willis and Morgan case in South Carolina？
You are too well informed a man not to know all about that circumstance。
Your arguments and your conversations have shown you to be intimately
conversant with every detail of this national quarrel。 You develop
matters of history every day that show plainly that you are no smatterer
in it； content to nibble about the surface； but a man who has searched
the depths and possessed yourself of everything that has a bearing upon
the great question。 Therefore； let me just recall to your mind that
Willis and Morgan casethough I see by your face that the whole thing is
already passing through your memory at this moment。 On the 12th of
August； 1860； two months before the Waite and Granger affair； two South
Carolina clergymen； named John H。 Morgan and Winthrop L。 Willis； one a
Methodist and the other an Old School Baptist； disguised themselves； and
went at midnight to the house of a planter named ThompsonArchibald F。
Thompson； Vice President under Thomas Jefferson；and took thence； at
midnight； his widowed aunt； （a Northern woman；） and her adopted child； an
orphannamed Mortimer Highie； afflicted with epilepsy and suffering at
the time from white swelling on one of his legs； and compelled to walk on
crutches in consequence； and the two ministers； in spite of the pleadings
of the victims； dragged them to the bush； tarred and feathered them； and
afterward burned them at the stake in the city of Charleston。 You
remember perfectly well what a stir it made； you remember perfectly well
that even the Charleston Courier stigmatized the act as being unpleasant；
of questionable propriety； and scarcely justifiable； and likewise that it
would not be matter of surprise if retaliation ensued。 And you remember
also； that this thing was the cause of the Massachusetts outrage。 Who；
indeed； were the two Massachusetts ministers？ and who were the two
Southern women they burned？ I do not need to remind you； Admiral； with
your intimate knowledge of history； that Waite was the nephew of the
woman burned in Charleston； that Granger was her cousin in the second
degree； and that the woman they burned in Boston was the wife of John H。
Morgan； and the still loved but divorced wife of Winthrop L。 Willis。
Now； Admiral； it is only fair that you should acknowledge that the first
provocation came from the Southern preachers and that the Northern ones
were justified in retaliating。 In your arguments you never yet have
shown the least disposition to withhold a just verdict or be in anywise
unfair； when authoritative history condemned your position； and therefore
I have no hesitation in asking you to take the original blame from the
Massachusetts ministers； in this matter； and transfer it to the South
Carolina clergymen where it justly belongs。〃
The Admiral was conquered。 This sweet spoken creature who swallowed his
fraudulent history as if it were the bread of life； basked in his furious
blasphemy as if it were generous sunshine； found only calm； even…handed
justice in his rampart partisanship； and flooded him with invented
history so sugarcoated with flattery and