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And an echo arose from the suicide's grave
〃Oh； willow； titwillow； titwillow！〃
Now I feel just as sure as I'm sure that my name
Isn't Willow； titwillow； titwillow；
That 'twas blighted affection that made him exclaim
〃Oh； willow； titwillow； titwillow！〃
And if you remain callous and obdurate； I
Shall perish as he did； and you will know why；
Though I probably shall not exclaim as I die；
〃Oh； willow； titwillow； titwillow！〃
（During this song Katisha has been greatly affected； and at the
end is almost in tears。）
KAT。 （whimpering）。 Did he really die of love？
KO。 He really did。
KAT。 All on account of a cruel little hen？
KO。 Yes。
KAT。 Poor little chap！
KO。 It's an affecting tale； and quite true。 I knew the
bird intimately。
KAT。 Did you？ He must have been very fond of her。
KO。 His devotion was something extraordinary。
KAT。 （still whimpering）。 Poor little chap！ Andand if I
refuse you； will you go and do the same？
KO。 At once。
KAT。 No； noyou mustn't！ Anything but that！ （Falls on
his breast。） Oh； I'm a silly little goose！
KO。 （making a wry face）。 You are！
KAT。 And you won't hate me because I'm just a little teeny
weeny wee bit bloodthirsty； will you？
KO。 Hate you？ Oh； Katisha！ is there not beauty even in
bloodthirstiness？
KAT。 My idea exactly。
DUETKATISHA and KO…KO。
KAT。 There is beauty in the bellow of the blast；
There is grandeur in the growling of the gale；
There is eloquent outpouring
When the lion is a…roaring；
And the tiger is a…lashing of his tail！
KO。 Yes； I like to see a tiger
From the Congo or the Niger；
And especially when lashing of his tail！
KAT。 Volcanoes have a splendor that is grim；
And earthquakes only terrify the dolts；
But to him who's scientific
There's nothing that's terrific
In the falling of a flight of thunderbolts！
KO。 Yes； in spite of all my meekness；
If I have a little weakness；
It's a passion for a flight of thunderbolts！
BOTH。 If that is so；
Sing derry down derry！
It's evident； very；
Our tastes are one。
Away we'll go；
And merrily marry；
Nor tardily tarry
Till day is done！
KO。 There is beauty in extreme old age
Do you fancy you are elderly enough？
Information I'm requesting
On a subject interesting：
Is a maiden all the better when she's tough？
KAT。 Throughout this wide dominion
It's the general opinion
That she'll last a good deal longer when she's
tough。
KO。 Are you old enough to marry； do you think？
Won't you wait till you are eighty in the shade？
There's a fascination frantic
In a ruin that's romantic；
Do you think you are sufficiently decayed？
KAT。 To the matter that you mention
I have given some attention；
And I think I am sufficiently decayed。
BOTH。 If that is so；
Sing derry down derry！
It's evident； very；
Our tastes are one！
Away we'll go；
And merrily marry；
Nor tardily tarry
Till day is done！
＇Exeunt
together。
Flourish。 Enter the Mikado； attended by Pish…Tush and Court。
MIK。 Now then； we've had a capital lunch； and we're quite
ready。 Have all the painful preparations been made？
PISH。 Your Majesty； all is prepared。
MIK。 Then produce the unfortunate gentleman and his two
well…meaning but misguided accomplices。
Enter Ko…Ko； Katisha； Pooh…Bah； and Pitti…Sing。 They throw
themselves
at the Mikado's feet
KAT。 Mercy！ Mercy for Ko…Ko！ Mercy for Pitti…Sing！ Mercy
even for Pooh…Bah！
MIK。 I beg your pardon； I don't think I quite caught that
remark。
POOH。 Mercy even for Pooh…Bah。
KAT。 Mercy！ My husband that was to have been is dead； and
I have just married this miserable object。
MIK。 Oh！ You've not been long about it！
KO。 We were married before the Registrar。
POOH。 I am the Registrar。
MIK。 I see。 But my difficulty is that； as you have slain
the Heir Apparent
Enter Nanki…Poo and Yum…Yum。 They kneel。
NANK。 The Heir Apparent is not slain。
MIK。 Bless my heart； my son！
YUM。 And your daughter…in…law elected！
KAT。 （seizing Ko…Ko）。 Traitor； you have deceived me！
MIK。 Yes； you are entitled to a little explanation； but I
think he will give it better whole than in pieces。
KO。 Your Majesty； it's like this： It is true that I stated
that I had killed Nanki…Poo
MIK。 Yes； with most affecting particulars。
POOH。 Merely corroborative detail intended to give artistic
verisimilitude to a bald and
KO。 Will you refrain from putting in your oar？ （To
Mikado。） It's like this： When your Majesty says； 〃Let a thing be
done；〃 it's as good as donepractically； it is donebecause
your Majesty's will is law。 Your Majesty says； 〃Kill a
gentleman；〃 and a gentleman is told off to be killed。
Consequently； that gentleman is as good as deadpractically； he
is deadand if he is dead； why not say so？
MIK。 I see。 Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory！
FINALE。
PITTI。 For he's gone and married Yum…Yum
ALL。 Yum…Yum！
PITTI。 Your anger pray bury；
For all will be merry；
I think you had better succumb
ALL。 Cumbcumb。
PITTI。 And join our expressions of glee！
KO。 On this subject I pray you be dumb
ALL。 Dumbdumb！
KO。 Your notions； though many；
Are not worth a penny；
The word for your guidance is 〃Mum〃
ALL。 MumMum！
KO。 You've a very good bargain in me。
ALL。 On this subject we pray you be dumb
Dumbdumb！
We think you had better succumb
Cumbcumb！
You'll find there are many
Who'll wed for a penny；
There are lots of good fish in the sea。
YUM。 and NANK。 The threatened cloud has passed away；
And brightly shines the dawning day；
What though the night may come too soon；
We've years and years of afternoon！
ALL。 Then let the throng
Our joy advance；
With laughing song
And merry dance；
With joyous shout and ringing cheer；
Inaugurate our new career！
Then let the throng； etc。
CURTAIN。
THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE
OR
THE SLAVE OF DUTY
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
MAJOR…GENERAL STANLEY
THE PIRATE KING
SAMUEL （his Lieutenant）
SERGEANT OF POLICE
MABEL； EDITH； KATE； and ISABEL （General Stanley's Daughters）
RUTH （a Pirate Maid of all Work）
Chorus of Pirates； Police； and General Stanley's Daughters
ACT I
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