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…side down on the man… tel…shelf； and his majesty has remained in that undignified posture ever since。 I have no dis… position to come to his aid。 My abhorrence of the wretch is as hearty as if he had not been dead andotherwise provided for these last three hundred years。 Bloody Mary of England was nearly as merciless； but she was sincere and uncompromising in her extirpation of heretics。
Philip II。； whose one recorded hearty laugh was occasioned by the news of the St。 Bartholomew massacre； could mask his fanaticism or drop it for the time being； when it seemed politic to do so。 Queen Mary was a maniac； but the suc… cessor of Torquemada was the incarnation of cruelty pure and simple； and I have a mind to let my counterfeit presentment of him stand on its head for the rest of its natural life。 I cor… dially dislike several persons； but I hate no… body； living or dead； excepting Philip II。 of Spain。 He appears to give me as much trouble as Charles I。 gave the amiable Mr。 Dick。
AMONG the delightful men and women whom you are certain to meet at an English country house there is generally one guest who is sup… posed to be preternaturally clever and amusing 〃so very droll； don't you know。〃 He recites things； tells stories in costermonger dialect； and mimics public characters。 He is a type of a class； and I take him to be one of the elemen… tary forms of animal life； like the acalephae。 His presence is capable of adding a gloom to an undertaker's establishment。 The last time I fell in with him was on a coaching trip through Devon； and in spite of what I have said I must confess to receiving an instant of entertainment at his hands。 He was delivering a little dis… sertation on 〃the English and American lan… guages。〃 As there were two Americans on the back seatit seems we term ourselves 〃Amur… ricans〃his choice of subject was full of tact。 It was exhilarating to get a lesson in pronuncia… tion from a gentleman who said boult for bolt； called St。 John Sin' Jun； and did not know how to pronounce the beautiful name of his own college at Oxford。 Fancy a perfectly sober man saying Maudlin for Magdalen！ Perhaps the purest English spoken is that of the English folk who have resided abroad ever since the Elizabethan period； or thereabouts。
EVERY one has a bookplate these days； and the collectors are after it。 The fool and his book… plate are soon parted。 To distribute one's ex… libris is inanely to destroy the only significance it has； that of indicating the past or present ownership of the volume in which it is placed。
WHEN an Englishman is not highly imaginative he is apt to be the most matter…of…fact of mortals。 He is rarely imaginative； and seldom has an alert sense of humor。 Yet England has produced the finest of humorists and the greatest of poets。 The humor and imagination which are diffused through other peoples concentrate themselves from time to time in individual Englishmen。
THIS is a page of autobiography； though not written in the first person： Many years ago a noted Boston publisher used to keep a large memorandum…book on a table in his personal office。 The volume always lay open； and was in no manner a private affair； being the receptacle of nothing more important than hastily scrawled reminders to attend to this thing or the other。 It chanced one day that a very young； unfledged author； passing through the city； looked in upon the publisher； who was also the editor of a famous magazine。 The unfledged had a copy of verses secreted about his person。 The pub… lisher was absent； and young Milton； feeling that 〃they also serve who only stand and wait；〃 sat down and waited。 Presently his eye fell upon the memorandum…book； lying there spread out like a morning newspaper； and almost in spite of himself he read： 〃Don't forget to see the binder；〃 〃Don't forget to mail E… his contract；〃 〃Don't forget H…'s proofs；〃 etc。 An inspiration seized upon the youth； he took a pencil； and at the tail of this long list of 〃don't forgets 〃 he wrote： 〃Don't forget to accept A 's poem。〃 He left his manuscript on the table and disappeared。 That afternoon when the publisher glanced over his memo… randa； he was not a little astonished at the last item； but his sense of humor was so strong that he did accept the poem （it required a strong sense of humor to do that）； and sent the lad a check for it； though the verses remain to this day unprinted。 That kindly publisher was wise as well as kind。
FRENCH novels with metaphysical or psycholo… gical prefaces are always certain to be particu… larly indecent。
I HAVE lately discovered that Master Harry Sandford of England； the priggish little boy in the story of 〃Sandford and Merton；〃 has a worthy American cousin in one Elsie Dinsmore； who sedately pirouettes through a seemingly end… less succession of girls' books。 I came across a nest of fifteen of them the other day。 This impossible female is carried from infancy up to grandmotherhood； and is； I believe； still lei… surely pursuing her way down to the tomb in an ecstatic state of uninterrupted didacticism。 There are twenty…five volumes of her and the grand… daughter； who is also christened Elsie； and is her grandmother's own child； with the same preco… cious readiness to dispense ethical instruction to her elders。 An interesting instance of hereditary talent！
H…'s intellect resembles a bambooslender； graceful； and hollow。 Personally； he is long and narrow； and looks as if he might have been the product of a rope…walk。 He is loosely put together； like an ill…constructed sentence； and affects me like one。 His figure is ungrammatical。
AMERICAN humor is nearly as ephemeral as the flowers that bloom in the spring。 Each gen… eration has its own crop； and； as a rule； insists on cultivating a new kind。 That of 1860； if it were to break into blossom at the present moment； would probably be left to fade upon the stem。
Humor is a delicate shrub； with the passing hectic flush of its time。 The current…topic variety is especially subject to very early frosts； as is also the dialectic species。 Mark Twain's humor is not to be classed with the fragile plants； it has a serious root striking deep down into rich earth； and I think it will go on flowering indefinitely。
I HAVE been imagining an ideal critical journal； whose plan should involve the discharge of the chief literary critic and the installment of a fresh censor on the completion of each issue。 To place a man in permanent absolute control of a certain number of pages； in which to express his opinions； is to place him in a position of great personal danger； It is almost inevitable that he should come to overrate the importance of those opinions； to take himself with far too much seriousness； and in the end adopt the dogma of his own infallibility。 The liberty to summon this or that man…of…letters to a supposititious bar of justice is apt to beget in the self…ap… pointed judge an exaggerated sense of superi… ority。 He becomes impatient of any rulings not his； and says in effect； if not in so many words： 〃 I am Sir Oracle； and when I ope my lips let no dog bark。〃 When the critic reaches this exalted frame of mind his slight usefulness is gone。
AFTER a debauch of thunder…shower； the weather takes the pledge and signs it with a rainbow。
I LIKE to have a thing suggested rather than told in full。 When every detail is given； the mind rests satisfied； and the imagination loses the desire to use its own wings。 The partly draped statue has a charm which the nude lacks。 Who would have those marble folds slip from the raised knee of the Venus of Melos？ Hawthorne knew how to make his lovely thought lovelier by sometimes half veiling it。
I HAVE just tested the nib of a new pen on a slight fancy which Herrick has handled twice in the 〃Hesperides。〃 The fancy； however； is not Herrick's； it is as old as poetry and the ex… aggeration of lovers； and I have the same privi… lege as another to try my fortune with it：
UP ROOS THE SONNE； AND UP ROOS EMELYE CHAUCER
When some hand has partly drawn The cloudy curtains of her bed； And my lady's golden head Glimmers in the dusk like dawn； Then methinks