按键盘上方向键 ← 或 → 可快速上下翻页，按键盘上的 Enter 键可回到本书目录页，按键盘上方向键 ↑ 可回到本页顶部！
————未阅读完？加入书签已便下次继续阅读！
Is Shakespeare Dead？
by Mark Twain
FROM MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY
CHAPTER I
Scattered here and there through the stacks of unpublished manuscript which constitute this formidable Autobiography and Diary of mine； certain chapters will in some distant future be found which deal with 〃Claimants〃claimants historically notorious： Satan； Claimant； the Golden Calf； Claimant； the Veiled Prophet of Khorassan； Claimant； Louis XVII。； Claimant； William Shakespeare； Claimant； Arthur Orton； Claimant； Mary Baker G。 Eddy； Claimantand the rest of them。 Eminent Claimants； successful Claimants； defeated Claimants； royal Claimants； pleb Claimants； showy Claimants； shabby Claimants； revered Claimants； despised Claimants； twinkle starlike here and there and yonder through the mists of history and legend and traditionand oh； all the darling tribe are clothed in mystery and romance； and we read about them with deep interest and discuss them with loving sympathy or with rancorous resentment； according to which side we hitch ourselves to。 It has always been so with the human race。 There was never a Claimant that couldn't get a hearing； nor one that couldn't accumulate a rapturous following； no matter how flimsy and apparently unauthentic his claim might be。 Arthur Orton's claim that he was the lost Tichborne baronet come to life again was as flimsy as Mrs。 Eddy's that she wrote Science and Health from the direct dictation of the Deity； yet in England near forty years ago Orton had a huge army of devotees and incorrigible adherents； many of whom remained stubbornly unconvinced after their fat god had been proven an impostor and jailed as a perjurer； and to…day Mrs。 Eddy's following is not only immense； but is daily augmenting in numbers and enthusiasm。 Orton had many fine and educated minds among his adherents； Mrs。 Eddy has had the like among hers from the beginning。 Her church is as well equipped in those particulars as is any other church。 Claimants can always count upon a following； it doesn't matter who they are； nor what they claim； nor whether they come with documents or without。 It was always so。 Down out of the long…vanished past； across the abyss of the ages； if you listen you can still hear the believing multitudes shouting for Perkin Warbeck and Lambert Simnel。
A friend has sent me a new book； from EnglandThe Shakespeare Problem Restatedwell restated and closely reasoned； and my fifty years' interest in that matterasleep for the last three yearsis excited once more。 It is an interest which was born of Delia Bacon's bookaway back in that ancient day1857； or maybe 1856。 About a year later my pilot…master； Bixby； transferred me from his own steamboat to the Pennsylvania； and placed me under the orders and instructions of George Ealerdead now； these many； many years。 I steered for him a good many monthsas was the humble duty of the pilot…apprentice： stood a daylight watch and spun the wheel under the severe superintendence and correction of the master。 He was a prime chess player and an idolater of Shakespeare。 He would play chess with anybody； even with me； and it cost his official dignity something to do that。 Alsoquite uninvitedhe would read Shakespeare to me； not just casually； but by the hour； when it was his watch； and I was steering。 He read well； but not profitably for me； because he constantly injected commands into the text。 That broke it all up； mixed it all up； tangled it all upto that degree； in fact； that if we were in a risky and difficult piece of river an ignorant person couldn't have told； sometimes； which observations were Shakespeare's and which were Ealer's。 For instance：
What man dare； _I_ dare！
Approach thou WHAT are you laying in the leads for？ what a hell of an idea！ like the rugged ease her off a little； ease her off！ rugged Russian bear； the armed rhinoceros or the THERE she goes！ meet her； meet her！ didn't you KNOW she'd smell the reef if you crowded it like that？ Hyrcan tiger； take any shape but that and my firm nerves she'll be in the WOODS the first you know！ stop the starboard！ come ahead strong on the larboard！ back the starboard！ 。 。 。 NOW then； you're all right； come ahead on the starboard； straighten up and go 'long； never tremble： or be alive again； and dare me to the desert damnation can't you keep away from that greasy water？ pull her down！ snatch her！ snatch her baldheaded！ with thy sword； if trembling I inhabit then； lay in the leads！no； only the starboard one； leave the other alone； protest me the baby of a girl。 Hence horrible shadow！ eight bellsthat watchman's asleep again； I reckon； go down and call Brown yourself； unreal mockery； hence！〃
He certainly was a good reader； and splendidly thrilling and stormy and tragic； but it was a damage to me； because I have never since been able to read Shakespeare in a calm and sane way。 I cannot rid it of his explosive interlardings； they break in everywhere with their irrelevant 〃What in hell are you up to NOW！ pull her down！ more！ MORE！there now； steady as you go；〃 and the other disorganizing interruptions that were always leaping from his mouth。 When I read Shakespeare now； I can hear them as plainly as I did in that long…departed timefifty…one years ago。 I never regarded Ealer's readings as educational。 Indeed they were a detriment to me。
His contributions to the text seldom improved it； but barring that detail he was a good reader； I can say that much for him。 He did not use the book； and did not need to； he knew his Shakespeare as well as Euclid ever knew his multiplication table。
Did he have something to saythis Shakespeare…adoring Mississippi pilotanent Delia Bacon's book？ Yes。 And he said it； said it all the time； for monthsin the morning watch； the middle watch； the dog watch； and probably kept it going in his sleep。 He bought the literature of the dispute as fast as it appeared； and we discussed it all through thirteen hundred miles of river four times traversed in every thirty…five daysthe time required by that swift boat to achieve two round trips。 We discussed； and discussed； and discussed； and disputed and disputed and disputed； at any rate he did； and I got in a word now and then when he slipped a cog and there was a vacancy。 He did his arguing with heat； with energy； with violence； and I did mine with the reserve and moderation of a subordinate who does not like to be flung out of a pilot…house that is perched forty feet above the water。 He was fiercely loyal to Shakespeare and cordially scornful of Bacon and of all the pretensions of the Baconians。 So was Iat first。 And at first he was glad that that was my attitude。 There were even indications that he admired it； indications dimmed； it is true； by the distance that lay between the lofty boss…pilotical altitude and my lowly one； yet perceptible to me； perceptible； and translatable into a complimentcompliment coming down from above the snow…line and not well thawed in the transit； and not likely to set anything afire； not even a cub…pilot's self…conceit； still a detectable compliment； and precious。
Naturally it flattered me into being more loyal to Shakespeareif possiblethan I was before； and more prejudiced against Baconif possible than I was before。 And so we discussed and discussed； both on the same side； and were happy。 For a while。 Only for a while。 Only for a very little while； a very； very； very little while。 Then the atmosphere began to change； began to cool off。
A brighter person would have seen what the trouble was； earlier than I did； perhaps； but I saw it early enough for all practical purposes。 You see； he was of an argumentative disposition。 Therefore it took him but a little time to get tired of arguing with a person who agreed with everything he said and consequently never furnished him a provocative to flare up and show what he could do when it came to clear； cold； hard； rose…cut； hundred… faceted； diamond…flashing reasoning。 That was his name for it。 It has been applied since； with complacency； as many as several times； in the Bacon…Shakespeare scuffle。 On the Shakespeare side。
Then the thing happened which has happened to more persons than to me when principle and personal interest found themsel