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〃But you must clearly understand that the army did not know of his departure； for if they had； they would have kept him there by force to make him Emperor of the East。 So there we all are without him； and in low spirits； for he was the life of us。 He leaves Kleber in command； a great watchdog who passed in his checks at Cairo； murdered by an Egyptian whom they put to death by spiking him with a bayonet； which is their way of guillotining people out there； but he suffered so much； that a soldier took pity on the scoundrel and handed his flask to him； and the Egyptian turned up his eyes then and there with all the pleasure in life。 But there is not much fun for us about this little affair。 Napoleon steps aboard of a little cockleshell； a mere nothing of a skiff； called the Fortune； and in the twinkling of an eye； and in the teeth of the English； who were blockading the place with vessels of the line and cruisers and everything that carries canvas； he lands in France for he always had the faculty of taking the sea at a stride。 Was that natural？ Bah！ as soon as he landed at Frejus； it is as good as saying that he has set foot in Paris。 Everybody there worships him； but he calls the Government together。
〃 'What have you done to my children； the soldiers？' he says to the lawyers。 'You are a set of good…for…nothings who make fools of other people； and feather your own nests at the expense of France。 It will not do。 I speak in the name of every one who is discontented。'
〃Thereupon they want to put him off and to get rid of him； but not a bit of it！ He locks them up in the barracks where they used to argufy and makes them jump out of the windows。 Then he makes them follow in his train； and they all become as mute as fishes and supple as tobacco pouches。 So he becomes Consul at a blow。 He was not the man to doubt the existence of the Supreme Being； he kept his word with Providence； who had kept His promise in earnest； he sets up religion again； and gives back the churches； and they ring the bells for God and Napoleon。 So every one is satisfied： primo the priests with whom he allows no one to meddle； segondo； the merchant folk who carry on their trades without fear of the rapiamus of the law that had pressed too heavily on them； tertio； the nobles； for people had fallen into an unfortunate habit of putting them to death； and he puts a stop to this。
〃But there were enemies to be cleared out of the way； and he was not the one to go to sleep after mess； and his eyes； look you； traveled all over the world as if it had been a man's face。 The next thing he did was to turn up in Italy； it was just as if he had put his head out of the window and the sight of him was enough； they gulp down the Austrians at Marengo like a whale swallowing gudgeons！ Haouf！ The French Victories blew their trumpets so loud that the whole world could hear the noise； and there was an end of it。
〃 'We will not keep on at this game any longer！' say the Germans。
〃 'That is enough of this sort of thing；' say the others。
〃Here is the upshot。 Europe shows the white feather； England knuckles under； general peace all round； and kings and peoples pretending to embrace each other。 While then and there the Emperor hits on the idea of the Legion of Honor。 There's a fine thing if you like！
〃He spoke to the whole army at Boulogne。 'In France；' so he said； 'every man is brave。 So the civilian who does gloriously shall be the soldier's sister； the soldier shall be his brother； and both shall stand together beneath the flag of honor。'
〃By the time that the rest of us who were away down there in Egypt had come back again； everything was changed。 We had seen him last as a general； and in no time we find that he is Emperor！ And when this was settled （and it may safely be said that every one was satisfied） there was a holy ceremony such as was never seen under the canopy of heaven。 Faith； France gave herself to him； like a handsome girl to a lancer； and the Pope and all his cardinals in robes of red and gold come across the Alps on purpose to anoint him before the army and the people； who clap their hands。
〃There is one thing that it would be very wrong to keep back from you。 While he was in Egypt； in the desert not far away from Syria； the Red Man had appeared to him on the mountain of Moses； in order to say； 'Everything is going on well。' Then again； on the eve of victory at Marengo； the Red Man springs to his feet in front of the Emperor for the second time； and says to him：
〃 'You shall see the world at your feet； you shall be Emperor of the French； King of Italy； master of Holland； ruler of Spain； Portugal； and the Illyrian Provinces； protector of Germany； saviour of Poland； first eagle of the Legion of Honor and all the rest of it。'
〃That Red Man； look you； was a notion of his own； who ran on errands and carried messages； so many people say； between him and his star。 I myself have never believed that； but the Red Man is； undoubtedly； a fact。 Napoleon himself spoke of the Red Man who lived up in the roof of the Tuileries； and who used to come to him； he said； in moments of trouble and difficulty。 So on the night after his coronation Napoleon saw him for the third time； and they talked over a lot of things together。
〃Then the Emperor goes straight to Milan to have himself crowned King of Italy； and then came the real triumph of the soldier。 For every one who could write became an officer forthwith； and pensions and gifts of duchies poured down in showers。 There were fortunes for the staff that never cost France a penny； and the Legion of Honor was as good as an annuity for the rank and file； I still draw my pension on the strength of it。 In short； here were armies provided for in a way that had never been seen before！ But the Emperor； who knew that he was to be Emperor over everybody； and not only over the army； bethinks himself of the bourgeois； and sets them to build fairy monuments in places that had been as bare as the back of my hand till then。 Suppose； now； that you are coming out of Spain and on the way to Berlin； well； you would see triumphal arches； and in the sculpture upon them the common soldiers are done every bit as beautifully as the generals！
〃In two or three years Napoleon fills his cellars with gold； makes bridges； palaces； roads； scholars； festivals； laws； fleets； and harbors； he spends millions on millions； ever so much； and ever so much more to it； so that I have heard it said that he could have paved the whole of France with five…franc pieces if the fancy had taken him； and all this without putting any taxes on you people here。 So when he was comfortably seated on his throne； and so thoroughly the master of the situation； that all Europe was waiting for leave to do anything for him that he might happen to want； as he had four brothers and three sisters； he said to us； just as it might be by way of conversation； in the order of the day：
〃 'Children； is it fitting that your Emperor's relations should beg their bread？ No； I want them all to be luminaries； like me in fact！ Therefore； it is urgently necessary to conquer a kingdom for each one of them； so that the French nation may be masters everywhere； so that the Guard may make the whole earth tremble； and France may spit wherever she likes； and every nation shall say to her； as it is written on my coins； 〃God protects you。〃 '
〃 'All right！' answers the army； 'we will fish up kingdoms for you with the bayonet。'
〃Ah！ there was no backing out of it； look you！ If he had taken it into his head to conquer the moon； we should have had to put everything in train； pack our knapsacks； and scramble up； luckily； he had no wish for that excursion。 The kings who were used to the comforts of a throne； of course； objected to be lugged off； so we had marching orders。 We march； we get there； and the earth begins to shake to its centre again。 What times they were for wearing out men and shoe… leather！ And the hard knocks that they gave us！ Only Frenchmen could have stood it。 But you are not ignorant that a Frenchman is a born philosopher； he knows that he must die a little sooner or a litter later。 So we used to die without a word； because we had the pleasure of watching the Emperor do TH