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occasion； Lazaro returned backe againe； quite contrary to his former
wont； keeping foorth all day； and never comming home till night。
Finding his doore to be fast lockt； and he having knockt softlie
once or twice； he spake in this manner to himselfe。 Fortune I thanke
thee； for albeit thou hast made mee poore； yet thou hast bestowed a
better blessing on me； in matching me with so good； honest； and loving
a Wife。 Behold； though I went early out of my house； her selfe hath
risen in the cold to shut the doore； to prevent the entrance of
theeves； or any other that might offend us。 Peronella having heard
what her husband sayde； and knowing the manner of his knocke； said
fearfully to Striguario。 Alas deare friend； what shall wee doe？ I am
little lesse then a dead Woman： For； Lazaro my Husband is come backe
again； and I know not what to do or say。 He never returned in this
order before now； doubtlesse； hee saw when you entred the doore； and
for the safety of your honour and mine： creepe under this brewing Fat；
till I have opened the doore； to know the reason of his so soone
returning。
Striguario made no delaying of the matter； but got himselfe closelie
under the Fat； and Peronella opening the doore for her husbands
enterance； with a frowning countenance； spake thus unto him。 What
meaneth this so early returning home againe this morning？ It
seemeth； thou intendest to do nothing to day； having brought backe thy
tooles in thy hands？ If such be thine intent； how shall we live？ Where
shal we have bread to fill our bellies？ Dooest thou thinke； that I
will suffer thee to pawne my gowne； and other poore garments； as
heeretofore thou hast done？ I that card and spinne both night and day；
till I have worne the flesh from my fingers； yet all will hardly finde
oyle to maintaine our Lampe。 Husband； husband； there is not one
neighbour dwelling by us； but makes a mockerie of me； and tels me
plainly； that I may be ashamed to drudge and moyle as I do；
wondering not a little； how I am able to endure it； and thou returnest
home with thy hands in thy hose； as if thou hadst no worke at all to
do this day。
Having thus spoken； she fell to weeping； and then thus began
again。 Poore wretched woman as I am； in an unfortunate houre was I
borne； and in a much worse； when I was made thy Wife。 I could have had
a proper； handsome yong man； one； that would have maintained mee brave
and gallantly： but； beast as I was； to forgoe my good； and cast my
selfe away on such a beggar as thou art； and whom none wold have
had； but such an Asse as I。 Other women live at hearts ease； and in
jollity； have their amorous friends and loving Paramours； yea； one；
two； three at once； making their husbands looke like a Moone cressent；
wheron they shine Sun…like； with amiable lookes； because they know not
how to helpe it： when I （poore foole） live heere at home a miserable
life； not daring once to dreame of such follies； an innocent soule；
heartlesse and harmelesse。
Many times； sitting and sighing to my selfe： Lord； thinke I； of what
mettall am I made？ Why should not I have a Friend in a corner；
aswell as others have？ I am flesh and blood； as they are； not made
of brasse or iron； and therefore subject to womens frailty。 would thou
shouldest know it husband； and I tell it thee in good earnest； That if
I would doe ill； I could quickely finde a friend at a neede。
Gallants there are good store； who （of my knowledge） love me
dearely； and have made me very large and liberall promises； of
Golde； Silver； jewels； and gay Garments； if I would extend them the
least favour。 But my heart will not suffer me； I never was the
daughter of such a mother； as had so much as a thought of such
matters： no； I thanke our blessed Ladie； and S。 Friswid for it： and
yet thou returnest home againe； when thou shouldst be at Worke。
Lazaro； who stoode all this while like a well…beleeving Logger…head；
demurely thus answered。 Alas good Wife！ I pray you bee not so angry； I
never had so much as an ill thought of you； but know wel enough what
you are； and have made good proofe thereof this morning。 Understand
therefore patiently （sweet Wife） that I went forth to my work as dayly
I use to do； little dreaming （as I thinke you doe not） that it had
bene Holyday。 Wife； this is the Feast day of Saint Galeone； whereon we
may in no wise worke； and this is the reason of my so soone returning。
Neverthelesse （dear Wife） I was not carelesse of our Houshold
provision： For； though we worke not； yet we must have foode； which I
have provided for more then a moneth。 Wife； I remembred the brewing
Fat； whereof we have little or no use at all； but rather it is a
trouble to the house； then otherwise。 I met with an honest Friend； who
stayeth without at the doore； to him I have sold the Fat for ten
Gigliatoes； and he tarrieth to take it away with him。
How Husband？ replied Peronella； Why now I am worse offended then
before。 Thou that art a man； walkest every where； and shouldst be
experienced in worldly affaires： wouldst thou bee so simple； as to
sell such a brewing Fat for ten Gigliatoes？ Why； I that am a poore
ignorant woman； a house Dove； sildome going out of my doore： have sold
it already for twelve Gigliatoes； to a very honest man； who （even a
little before thy comming home） came to me； we agreed on the bargaine；
and he is now underneath the Fat； to see whether it be sound or no。
When credulous Lazaro heard this； he was better contented then ever；
and went to him that taried at the doore； saying。 Good man； you may
goe your way； for； whereas you offered me but ten Gigliatoes for the
Fat； my loving wife hath sold it for twelve； and I must maintaine what
shee hath done： so the man departed； and the variance ended。
Peronella then saide to her husband。 Seeing thou art come home so
luckily； helpe me to lift up the Fat； that the man may come foorth；
and then you two end the bargaine together。 Striguario； who thogh he
was mewed up under the tubbe； had his eares open enough； and hearing
the witty excuse of Peronella； tooke himselfe free from future
feare： and being come from under the Fat； pretending also； as if he
had herd nothing； nor saw Lazaro； looking round about him； said。 Where
is this good woman？ Lazaro stepping forth boldly like a man；
replyed： Heere am I； what would you have Sir？ Thou？ quoth
Striguario； what art thou？ I ask for the good wife； with whom I made
my match for the Fat。 Honest Gentleman （answered Lazaro） I am that
honest Womans Husband； for lacke of a better； and I will maintaine
whatsoever my Wife hath done。
I crie you mercie Sir； replyed Striguario； I bargained with your
Wife for this brewing Fat； which I finde to be whole and sound： only
it is uncleane within； hard crusted with some dry soile upon it； which
I know not well how to get off； if you will be the meanes of making it
cleane； I have the money heere ready for it。 For that Sir （quoth
Peronella） take you no care； although no match at all had beene
made； what serves my Husband for； but to make it cleane？ Yes
forsooth Sir； answered sily Lazaro； you shall have it neate and cleane
before you pay the mony。
So； stripping himselfe into his shirt lighting a Candle； and
taking tooles fit for the purpose； the Fat was whelmed over him； and
he being within it； wrought untill he sweated； with scraping and
scrubbing。 So that these poore Lovers； what they could not
accomplish as they wold； necessity enforced them to performe as they
might。 And Peronella； looking in at the vent…hole； where the Liquor
runneth forth for the meshing； seemed to instruct her husband in the
businesse； as espying those parts where the Fat was fowlest； saying：
There； there Lazaro； tickle it there； the Gentleman payes well for it；
and is worthy to have it： but see thou do thy selfe no harme good
Husband。 I warrant thee Wife； answered Lazaro； hurt not your selfe
with leaning your stomacke on the Fat； and leave the cleansing of it
to me。 To be breefe； the Brewing Fat was neatly cleansed； Peronella
and Striguario both well pleased； the money paide； and honest
meaning Lazaro not discontented。
THE SEVENTH DAY； THE THIRD NOVELL
SERVING AS A FRIENDLY ADVERTI