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perceiving the rain…maker； came out of his gate and proceeded toward him；
extending the hand of congratulation。 〃Mr。 Hilbrun；〃 said he； 〃I am Judge
Burragethe Honorable T。 Coleman Burrageand I will say that I am
most favorably impressed with your shower。〃
〃His shower！〃 yelped Jode； flourishing measurements。
〃Why； yu' don't claim it's yourn； do yu'？〃 said Lin McLean； grinning。
〃I tell you it's no half…inch yet； gentlemen；〃 said Jode； ignoring the
facetious puncher。
〃You're mistaken；〃 said Hilbrun； sharply。
〃It's a plumb big show； half…inch or no half…inch；〃 said Lin。
〃If he's short he don't get his money；〃 said some ignoble subscriber
〃Yes； he will；〃 said the Governor；〃or I'm a short。 He's earned it。〃
〃You bet 〃' said Lin。 〃Fair and square。 If they're goin' back on yu'；
doctor； I'll chipShucks！〃 Lin's hand fell from the empty pocket； he
remembered his wad in the stake…holder's hands； and that he now
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possessed possibly two dollars in silver； all told。 〃I can't chip in； doctor；〃
he said。 〃That hobo over there has won my cash； an' he's filling up on the
prospect right now。 I don't care！ It's the biggest show I've ever saw。 You're
a dandy； Mr。 Hilbrun！ Whoop！〃 And Lin clapped the rain…maker on the
shoulder； exulting。 He had been too well entertained to care what he had in
his pocket； and his wife had not yet occurred to him。
They were disputing about the rainfall； which had been slightly under
half an inch in a few spots； but over it in many others； and while we stood
talking in the renewed sunlight； more telegrams were brought to Jode；
saying that there was no moisture anywhere； and simultaneously with
these； riders dashed into town with the news that twelve miles out the rain
had flattened the grain crop。 We had more of such reports from as far as
thirty miles； and beyond that there had not been a drop or a cloud。 It
staggered one's reason； the brain was numb with surprise。
〃Well； gentlemen；〃 said the rain…maker； 〃I'm packed up； and my train'll
be along soonwould have been along by this； only it's late。 What's the
word as to my three hundred and fifty dollars？〃
Even still there were objections expressed。 He had not entirely
performed his side of the contract。
〃I think different； gentlemen；〃 said he。 〃But I'll unpack and let that
train go。 I can't have the law on you； I suppose。 But if you don't pay me〃
（the rain…maker put his hands in his pockets and leaned against the fence）
〃I'll flood your town。〃
In earthquakes and eruptions people end by expecting anything； and in
the total eclipse that was now over all Cheyenne's ordinary standards and
precedents the bewildered community saw in this threat nothing more
unusual than if he had said twice two made four。 The purse was handed
over。
〃I'm obliged；〃 said Hilbrun； simply。
〃If I had foreseen； gentlemen；〃 said Jode； too deeply grieved now to
feel anger； 〃that I would even be indirectly associated with your losing
your money through thisthis absurd occurrence； I would have declined to
help you。 It becomes my duty；〃 he continued； turning coldly to the
inebriated Lusk； 〃to hand this to you； sir。〃 And the assistant lurchingly
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stuffed his stakes away。
〃It's worth it；〃 said Lin。 〃He's welcome to my cash。〃
〃What's that you say； Lin McLean？〃 It was the biscuit…shooter； and she
surged to the front。
〃I'm broke。 He's got it。 That's all；〃 said Lin； briefly。
〃Broke！ You！〃 She glared at her athletic young lord； and she uttered a
preliminary howl。
At that long…lost cry Lusk turned his silly face。 〃It's my darling Kate；〃
he said。 〃Why； Kate！〃
The next thing that I knew Ogden and I were grappling with Lin
McLean； for everything had happened at once。 The bride had swooped
upon her first wedded love and burst into tears on the man's neck； which
Lin was trying to break in consequence。 We do not always recognize our
benefactors at sight。 They all came to the ground； and we hauled the
second husband off。 The lady and Lusk remained in a heap； he foolish；
tearful； and affectionate； she turned furiously at bay； his guardian angel；
indifferent to the onlooking crowd； and hurling righteous defiance at Lin。
〃Don't yus dare lay yer finger on my husband； you sage…brush bigamist！〃
is what the marvelous female said。
〃Bigamist？〃 repeated Lin； dazed at this charge。 〃I ain't；〃 he said to
Ogden and me。 〃I never did。 I've never married any of 'em before her。〃
〃Little good that'll do yus； Lin McLean！ Me and him was man and
wife before ever I come acrosst yus。〃
〃You and him？〃 murmured the puncher。
〃Her and me；〃 whimpered Lusk。 〃Sidney。〃 He sat up with a limp；
confiding stare at everybody。
〃Sidney who？〃 said Lin。
〃No； no；〃 corrected Lusk； crossly〃Sidney； Nebraska。〃 The stakes at
this point fell from his pocket which he did not notice。 But the bride had
them in safe…keeping at once。
〃Who are yu'； anywaywhen yu' ain't drunk？〃 demanded Lin。
〃He's as good a man as you； and better；〃 snorted the guardian angel。
〃Give him a pistol； and he'll make you hard to find。〃
〃Well； you listen to me； Sidney Nebraska〃 Lin began。
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〃No； no；〃 corrected Lusk once more； as a distant whistle blew〃Jim。〃
〃Good…bye； gentlemen；〃 said the rain…maker。 〃That's the west…bound。
I'm perfectly satisfied with my experiment here； and I'm off to repeat it at
Salt Lake City。〃
〃You are？〃 shouted Lin McLean。 〃Him and Jim's going to work it
again！ For goodness' sake； somebody lend me twenty…five dollars！〃
At this there was an instantaneous rush。 Ten minutes later； in front of
the ticket…windows there was a line of citizens buying tickets for Salt Lake
as if it had been Madame Bernhardt。 Some rock had been smitten； and
ready money had flowed forth。 The Governor saw us off； sad that his
duties should detain him。 But Jode went！
〃Betting is the fool's argument； gentlemen；〃 said he to Ogden； McLean；
and me； 〃and it's a weary time since I have had the pleasure。〃
〃Which way are yu' bettin'？〃 Lin asked。
〃With my principles； sir；〃 answered the little signal…service officer。
〃I expect I ain't got any；〃 said the puncher。 〃It's Jim I'm backin' this
time。〃
〃See here；〃 said I； 〃I want to talk to you。〃 We went into another car；
and I did。
〃And so yu' knowed about Lusk when we was on them board walks？〃
the puncher said。
〃Do you mean I ought to have〃
〃Shucks！ no。 Yu' couldn't。 Nobody couldn't。 It's a queer world； all the
same。 Yu' have good friends； and all that。〃 He looked out of the window。〃
Laramie already！〃 he commented； and got out and walked by himself on
the platform until we had started again。 〃Yu' have good friends；〃 he
pursued； settling himself so his long legs were stretched and comfortable