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Consequently it was entered in the Society's book （kept in astronomical
cypher for fear of detection）； that all communication with Jane was
interdicted： and the President addressed the members on this convincing
instance of Old Cheeseman's undermining。
But Jane was as true to Old Cheeseman as Old Cheeseman was false to
our fellowsin their opinion； at all eventsand steadily continued to be his
only friend。 It was a great exasperation to the Society； because Jane was
as much a loss to them as she was a gain to him； and being more inveterate
against him than ever； they treated him worse than ever。 At last； one
morning； his desk stood empty； his room was peeped into； and found to be
vacant； and a whisper went about among the pale faces of our fellows that
Old Cheeseman； unable to bear it any longer； had got up early and
drowned himself。
The mysterious looks of the other masters after breakfast； and the
evident fact that old Cheeseman was not expected； confirmed the Society
in this opinion。 Some began to discuss whether the President was liable
to hanging or only transportation for life； and the President's face showed
a great anxiety to know which。 However； he said that a jury of his
country should find him game； and that in his address he should put it to
them to lay their hands upon their hearts and say whether they as Britons
approved of informers； and how they thought they would like it
themselves。 Some of the Society considered that he had better run away
until he found a forest where he might change clothes with a wood…cutter；
and stain his face with blackberries； but the majority believed that if he
stood his ground； his fatherbelonging as he did to the West Indies； and
being worth millionscould buy him off。
All our fellows' hearts beat fast when the Reverend came in； and made
a sort of a Roman； or a Field Marshal； of himself with the ruler； as he
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always did before delivering an address。 But their fears were nothing to
their astonishment when he came out with the story that Old Cheeseman；
〃so long our respected friend and fellow… pilgrim in the pleasant plains of
knowledge；〃 he called himO yes！ I dare say！ Much of that！was the
orphan child of a disinherited young lady who had married against her
father's wish； and whose young husband had died； and who had died of
sorrow herself； and whose unfortunate baby （Old Cheeseman） had been
brought up at the cost of a grandfather who would never consent to see it；
baby； boy； or man： which grandfather was now dead； and serve him
rightthat's my putting inand which grandfather's large property； there
being no will； was now； and all of a sudden and for ever； Old Cheeseman's！
Our so long respected friend and fellow…pilgrim in the pleasant plains of
knowledge； the Reverend wound up a lot of bothering quotations by
saying； would 〃come among us once more〃 that day fortnight； when he
desired to take leave of us himself； in a more particular manner。 With
these words； he stared severely round at our fellows； and went solemnly
out。
There was precious consternation among the members of the Society；
now。 Lots of them wanted to resign； and lots more began to try to make
out that they had never belonged to it。 However； the President stuck up；
and said that they must stand or fall together； and that if a breach was
made it should be over his bodywhich was meant to encourage the
Society： but it didn't。 The President further said； he would consider the
position in which they stood； and would give them his best opinion and
advice in a few days。 This was eagerly looked for； as he knew a good
deal of the world on account of his father's being in the West Indies。
After days and days of hard thinking； and drawing armies all over his
slate； the President called our fellows together； and made the matter clear。
He said it was plain that when Old Cheeseman came on the appointed day；
his first revenge would be to impeach the Society； and have it flogged all
round。 After witnessing with joy the torture of his enemies； and gloating
over the cries which agony would extort from them； the probability was
that he would invite the Reverend； on pretence of conversation； into a
private roomsay the parlour into which Parents were shown； where the
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two great globes were which were never usedand would there reproach
him with the various frauds and oppressions he had endured at his hands。
At the close of his observations he would make a signal to a Prizefighter
concealed in the passage； who would then appear and pitch into the
Reverend； till he was left insensible。 Old Cheeseman would then make
Jane a present of from five to ten pounds； and would leave the
establishment in fiendish triumph。
The President explained that against the parlour part； or the Jane part；
of these arrangements he had nothing to say； but； on the part of the Society；
he counselled deadly resistance。 With this view he recommended that all
available desks should be filled with stones； and that the first word of the
complaint should be the signal to every fellow to let fly at Old Cheeseman。
The bold advice put the Society in better spirits； and was unanimously
taken。 A post about Old Cheeseman's size was put up in the playground；
and all our fellows practised at it till it was dinted all over。
When the day came； and Places were called； every fellow sat down in
a tremble。 There had been much discussing and disputing as to how Old
Cheeseman would come； but it was the general opinion that he would
appear in a sort of triumphal car drawn by four horses； with two livery
servants in front； and the Prizefighter in disguise up behind。 So； all our
fellows sat listening for the sound of wheels。 But no wheels were heard；
for Old Cheeseman walked after all； and came into the school without any
preparation。 Pretty much as he used to be； only dressed in black。
〃Gentlemen；〃 said the Reverend； presenting him； 〃our so long
respected friend and fellow…pilgrim in the pleasant plains of knowledge； is
desirous to offer a word or two。 Attention； gentlemen； one and all！〃
Every fellow stole his hand into his desk and looked at the President。
The President was all ready； and taking aim at old Cheeseman with his
eyes。
What did Old Cheeseman then； but walk up to his old desk； look round
him with a queer smile as if there was a tear in his eye； and begin in a
quavering； mild voice； 〃My dear companions and old friends！〃
Every fellow's hand came out of his desk； and the President suddenly
began to cry。
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〃My dear companions and old friends；〃 said Old Cheeseman； 〃you
have heard of my good fortune